mmderproblems: Gets on DA: Sees Mamama-P SeeU re-colours:
my hands were perspiring and i couldn’t draw so i put deodorant on them
mY SISTER SENT THESE SHE MADE ME GET ALL EXCITED I THOUGHT I WAS GETTINGA NEW QUESTION THEn SHe SENDS M E STUPID INSIDE JOKES YOU’VE HURT ME WITH THIS BIG SIS /creys
pierrotsdoll asked: OMG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOUR PERSONAL AND I'VE BEEN A FAN OF YOUR BLOGS AND YOU'RE ART FOR AGES?? ;A; and then you come and follow me instead. Hi. x'D Sorry I'm just very excited.
twobreaths: Translation taken from here. (WARNING: NSFW ads) Original from Pixiv by じだ. Also viewable here if Tumblr decides to be a butt. Can you tell where I gave up on being quality and got sloppy? O M G shiiit im cryingg hnngg
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
“gay” i whisper gayly as i do a gay activity
Friend: Tell me a joke.
Me: Why is six afraid of seven?
Friend: Because seven ate nine.
Me: No, it is because seven had both eight and nine murdered. Eight and nine were interfering with seven's drug cartel. So seven had eight divided by four, and he disposed of nine by tossing him into an endless abyss called a fractal. He later ruthlessly slaughtered their children and fed their remains to the fractions. Sadly, seven just found out that six knows everything.
hikusa asked: wHY IS YOUR HEADER SO BEAUTIFUL
vgperson: Just figured I’d talk about and clear up some random things about Ib, particularly given some of the theories and other things I’ve seen. Of course I’m just the translator, not kouri, but everything should be pretty factual based on what he’s provided. Massive spoilers for everything, of course. Read More
I LOVE THIS BLOG http://ask-garryib.tumblr.com/ http://ask-garryib.tumblr.com/ http://ask-garryib.tumblr.com/ (but the askbox is closed arrrghhh can somebody link me to the admin’s personal come on help a fellow stalker ooouuut)
c-c-chuck: ib fandom is the best fandom
Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
yuki-kiku: tigerabutts: yuki-kiku: aoiyuuzora: yuki-kiku: aoiyuuzora: yuki-kiku: aoiyuuzora: startofsound: yuki-kiku: aoiyuuzora: tigerabutts: ask-kaaiyuki: Reblogging for the titanic and floater bits KAITO/MIKU WILL SINK HAHAHAHA TITANIC. OwO ^^^^^^^^^ LMAO XD Shouldn’t it be RinLen instead of KaiMiku???? LOOK AT THE SHIPPERS RinLen is the universe then....
That awkward moment when
tigerabutts: you visit an askblog and find instead a smut RP going on.